Take one groggy, just-woken Asian and take a long ass anime review certain to be full of mistakes and errors, and what do you get?
Or part of it, anyway. Now that we have the boring formalities out of the way (not really), I would like to tell you what I did today. I woke up at 11 AM, took a quick debriefing lesson on how much America’s health care sucks, went back to doing nothing, caught up on manga, and then went to sleep again. This was my day. And to top it all off, I have two long ass reviews to do.
The life of a blogger. Don’t do it.
Oh, quick announcement. Baka to Test to Shōkanjū Ni! episode 5 will be put together with episode 6 review next week for the following reasons:
- I was too dumb to realize that Baka to Test was subbed way before today.
- I’m a lazy bastard.
- By chance, episode 5 happens to continue in episode 6 (two episode “arc”)
Well, let’s begin the R-15 episode 5 review.
So the episode begins with this blue haired tsundere chick hacking or some shit on 2-3 computers. She wins some tickets (to God knows what, I can’t remember). Unfortunately for her,
Yeah. Think she’s in love with Narukara… damn yuri betch. After some idle chitchat, the blue haired girl does something with her fingers to this brown haired chick (oh, by the way, she makes all the people in her grade level call her “onee-sama”). Result:
Then some other chick walks in like this:
And pretty much drops dead. Notice the part with the rainbow box.
-Change scenes- Narukara is walking through the hallway, looking adorable as usual when some hot brown haired chick stops her and gives her a boobplant.
She rubs her breasts all over Narukara’s face, talking about how wonderful she is an crap. Another yuri fanatic…? Then SHE arrives.
The blue haired chick talks angrily about what Beni Botan (genius artist/painter) did to her “little sister”. Refer back to onee-sama note.
Blah, blah, blah, Akutagawa is strollin’ through the hallways like a boss when he sees Botan and Ran arguing (Ran is the blue haired chick). Akutagawa mentions the word “come” and sets this guy off again. 3.141592653589793…
-Later- Lunchtime, and Taketo staring at Narukara eating. Ran walks up to him and bitches at him about a perverted ero writer getting close to her beautiful Fukune/Narukara.
Fukune’s name is called over the PA system to the Genius Culture Activities Committee office. Narukara leaves, but Ran is suspicious and discovers this.
Now we have a scene directly from the room. Botan talks about her beautiful ‘art’ and crap, we all know it’s mad bullshit talk by a crazy person.
Rape? Nope, too bad. She just does some weird tickling thing on Narukara.
Heh heh heh >:D RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE TIMEEEEEEEEEE~
Ran’s like holy nig, I gotta stop this crazy chick. And so she h4x0rs.
(From the world’s superpowers). The cameras at Inspiration Academy were also hacked.
Ran checks everywhere, and cannot find the Committee’s headquarters. Meanwhile, Botan is preparing to paint.
Ran uses some ladybug device created by none other than Tsukuru, the cute little blonde genius. I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove her. Tsukuru talks about how she doesn’t approve of her devices being used like this, but Ran threatens her by asking if she wants to be hacked by the genius Ran who hacked the military superpowers’ computers.
When I say blah, blah, blah, you say “FANSERVICE!” K? 1, 2, 3, Blah, blah, blah. No, you don’t actually have to do it. Botan is getting ready for some
hot smokin’ sex painting.
Ran finds her and gets challenged to some match (it actually makes no sense). It’s apparently a variation of boxing.
There’ll be a lot of times I put up pics without words; after all, a picture is worth a thousand words. Holy shet Ran turned around.
IT’S FUCKING SUPER EFFECTIVE! On us guys, that is. You know, I wouldn’t mind tapping that. Time for some real action.
After some useless pussycat fighting, Botan does this:
Ran laughs now, but she is pwned by Botan (the “camera” makes Ran feel insecure and embarrassed about her body).
Breastgrope. Look at Botan’s hands in the picture below…
By the way, Botan = physical, while Ran relies on “onee-sama combos”.
Then Botan pwndpwnd’s Ran and then:
OSHI- BREASTS! I DID A GREAT JOB GETTING THIS PIC:
Dear Heavenly Father:
Please grant me an uncensored version of R-15.
In Jesus’ name I pray, amen.
Oh, by the way, Akutagawa arrived some time ago… Yup. Anyway, Botan owns Ran. Ran eventually falls out of the ring and ends up in this position with Taketo, who tried to help her.
Nice shot! Taketo offers help, but Ran refuses. So he lies:
Actually, I’m certain that wasn’t a lie. So Ran gets back into the ring and prepares to fight, when Akutagawa grabs the announcer’s mic and talks about how the painter is the greatest canvas.
Enter Botan’s fantasy of herself:
Ran stuck her hand inside Botan’s breasts in the picture above, by the way.
It seems Botan WAS yuri fanatic.
-Later- Narukara wakes up in a bed and asks what happened. Blah, blah, blah, Botan is now in chronic ecstasy.
Fukune attempts to thank Ran for saving her, but Fukune puts a finger to her lips and looks around to check if anyone’s there. Typical tsundere action. Of course, we can all guess what she’s telling Narukara.
Taketo’s lying down on the bench where he sexually assaulted Narukara and demonstrated pleasure through the release of blood from his nose (lolwat?). Narukara walks to him, and he’s like HOLY BALLS SHIT.
Narukara says that Ran told her:
Modesty, modesty, blah.
Dense as ever, Fukune asks:
I’m sorry, could you get any more innocent/dense? Taketo answers it’s because he LIKES her clarinet music.
And Fukune whispers to herself…
Taketo continues talking, but Fukune whispers to herself again…
And on that note, the episode pretty much ends.
So. I got summer homework to do, so forgive my low quality reviews this month. See you later~