Mayo Chiki! Episode 5 Review

Time to start this borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg episode of Mayo Chiki! Honestly, I don’t know why I’m even bothering to type all this. I could just tell you right now that this episode is the worst so far. Why? Cuz a new, unappealing chick shows up and annoys the fuck out of Jirou, Konoe, AND me.

To spare you your precious time, I will be kind enough to tell you this straight up.

If you are only here for the fan service, you can kindly get the fu-

Or you can scroll to the bottom instead for a quick summary of what happened.

The episode 5 review begins here.

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Mayo Chiki! Episode 4 Review

Yo, all you anime nerds out there. Yesterday, I was forced against my will to go to the movies, and therefore I was physically immobilized and unable to express my love for this week’s Mayo Chiki! episode. The R-15 Episodes 3&4 Review will be up soon, as I am a lazy bastard who wants to watch his por— We are experiencing technical difficulties.

Wait what?

Without further ado, let us begin the Episode 4 review of Mayo Chiki!

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Note: You can’t resist the sexiness.

Mayo Chiki! Episode 3 Review

How fare thee all on this fine weekend? ‘Tis a charming day for a cup of tea, no? Doth thou— FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GIVE ME A DAMN REVIEW ALREADY

K, got it. Let’s start Mayo Chiki’s Episode 3, shall we?

Recap of Episode 2: Kinjiro goes out on a date with Konoe, wins her a sheep plushie, takes her home, has sex with her—

No, but he does go on a date with her. They grow closer to each other and little by little Kinjiro is curing his gynophobia. Kinjiro’s sister falls in love with Konoe, which could prove to be a problem, seeing as she might be slightly interested in yuri.

The episode 3 review begins from here.

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Mayo Chiki! Episode 2 Review

Before we start, A/N: R-15 Episode 2 Review is ready to be posted. It will be up at 7:00 PM CST -5:00

Here we are, back with Mayo Chiki! Episode 2, and Kinjiro has things going on with Subaru.

Konoe leaves early in the morning. A blond guy (or is it a girl…?) comes up to her and tries to hug her. She throws him/her, but the he-she thing returns quickly (as expected of someone from that household). Lady Suzutsuki is enjoying an omelet. Yes, random. Kinjiro is shown walking to school together with Subaru, with a girl stalking them. That’s his sister, just so you know. I hope I didn’t spoil everything for you. The opening plays. Kinjiro’s best male friend pops up next to him while he is daydreaming in class, and interrogates his friendship with Subaru. He warns Kinjiro that the S4, Shooting Star Subaru-Sama, has begun moving (to kill him ofc).

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Mayo Chiki! Episode 1 Review

We have yet another new series here for everyone that’s reading. Its name is Mayo Chiki! This series is centered on our gynophobic (not a real word, but you know what I mean), 17 year old friend named Kinjiro Sakamachi who all of a sudden discovers that Kanade Suzutsuki’s handsome butler Subaru Konoe is actually a girl.

The episode starts off with a daily routine common to every male teen, getting every bone in the body destroyed by a younger sister. It seems his mother is no different; a monster of sheer power and ferocity who “quit being human ages ago”. Scene change to the school entrance, where the butler Subaru Konoe helps his lady Kanade Suzutsuki out of the limo amidst the screaming and envy of schoolgirls. After a short conversation between Kinjiro and his friend about butlers in the modern era, a number of scenes involving Konoe helping Suzutsuki occur, all the while being surrounded by fan girls. It is then that Konoe retires to the men’s bathroom, and during this, a girl approaches Kinjiro to tell him that he has a piece of string on his uniform. There our protagonist’s gynophobia is revealed, when he backs away in a rush from the girl and instead asks his friend to take it off. This causes a misunderstanding, the thought that Kinjiro likes MEN.

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