Take one groggy, just-woken Asian and take a long ass anime review certain to be full of mistakes and errors, and what do you get?
Or part of it, anyway. Now that we have the boring formalities out of the way (not really), I would like to tell you what I did today. I woke up at 11 AM, took a quick debriefing lesson on how much America’s health care sucks, went back to doing nothing, caught up on manga, and then went to sleep again. This was my day. And to top it all off, I have two long ass reviews to do.
The life of a blogger. Don’t do it.
Oh, quick announcement. Baka to Test to Shōkanjū Ni! episode 5 will be put together with episode 6 review next week for the following reasons:
- I was too dumb to realize that Baka to Test was subbed way before today.
- I’m a lazy bastard.
- By chance, episode 5 happens to continue in episode 6 (two episode “arc”)
Not to mention that there are lots of pics I’ll have to take, and with a 61 picture R-15 review, I don’t think I can handle it. Just UPLOADING takes looooooooong.
Well, let’s begin the R-15 episode 5 review.
Here’s the post you have all been waiting for! Your weekly fap material, get it here, fast (not really) and free (hey, this part is true)!
Let’s recap episode 2… oh wait let’s not. I forgot what happened. Oh, never mind. It was the idol episode where Taketo helps cheer up Utae by fuc– I mean, clearing her doubts. Anyway, let me tell you something random, everyone. I have this week’s rule of the internet.
Week 8/1′s Rule of the Internet: It needs more desu. No exceptions.
Awesome. Moving on, this is the start of the episode 3 review.
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Hereeeeeeeeeeeee’ssssssssssss the review you’ve all been waiting for! Your weekly
porn— I mean episode review of R-15! (A/N: The character list is at the bottom of this review.)
If you’ve already seen episode 1, skip right along down to the next paragraph. Otherwise, let’s recap what happened in the last episode. Well, we have our main character Taketo Akutagawa. He’s in an academy for geniuses, but he is scorned by almost everyone because of his talent. His talent, one might call it, is writing about humanity. That’s a euphemism by the way; look it up. Anyway, he writes porn novels. Yes, porn novels as in SEX and H and SEX and SEX SEX OMGOMGOMGOMG k grow up. The main focus of the last episode was introducing the characters and their talents while our protagonist Taketo attempts to get an interview with a clarinet genius Narukara, who also happens to be his crush.
The main girl of this episode is my favorite girl from the series (she knocked out the photographer, Raika, in this episode because she is just so damn hot.)
Iwouldtakethatchickhomebangheracoupletimesmaybedoitsomemoar. Getting just a bit off topic. Moving on, the main girl of this episode that I have not yet revealed is now revealed! La~ the genius at… being an idol? Yeah, she’s famous and hot and an idol. It’s one of those famous-idol-girl-in-love-with-main-guy-who’s-a-loser things.
This is the real beginning of the review.
We have a new series here today for all you folks, and it’s called R-15. Yes, just like the E/PG/PG-13/R or whatever we have in America, R-15 is Rated 15. So all you folks who aren’t 15 or over, get the——-.
Moving on, this is a series about a porn novel writer named Taketo Akutagawa, who will most likely be our protagonist. He applies to a high school named Hirameki Gakuen, which only accepts people with “unique” talents. Now he must lead his classmates to win an interclass competition while trying to create the perfect HAREM!