Time to start this borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg episode of Mayo Chiki! Honestly, I don’t know why I’m even bothering to type all this. I could just tell you right now that this episode is the worst so far. Why? Cuz a new, unappealing chick shows up and annoys the fuck out of Jirou, Konoe, AND me.
To spare you your precious time, I will be kind enough to tell you this straight up.
If you are only here for the fan service, you can kindly get the fu-
Or you can scroll to the bottom instead for a quick summary of what happened.
The episode 5 review begins here.
We have yet another new series here for everyone that’s reading. Its name is Mayo Chiki! This series is centered on our gynophobic (not a real word, but you know what I mean), 17 year old friend named Kinjiro Sakamachi who all of a sudden discovers that Kanade Suzutsuki’s handsome butler Subaru Konoe is actually a girl.
The episode starts off with a daily routine common to every male teen, getting every bone in the body destroyed by a younger sister. It seems his mother is no different; a monster of sheer power and ferocity who “quit being human ages ago”. Scene change to the school entrance, where the butler Subaru Konoe helps his lady Kanade Suzutsuki out of the limo amidst the screaming and envy of schoolgirls. After a short conversation between Kinjiro and his friend about butlers in the modern era, a number of scenes involving Konoe helping Suzutsuki occur, all the while being surrounded by fan girls. It is then that Konoe retires to the men’s bathroom, and during this, a girl approaches Kinjiro to tell him that he has a piece of string on his uniform. There our protagonist’s gynophobia is revealed, when he backs away in a rush from the girl and instead asks his friend to take it off. This causes a misunderstanding, the thought that Kinjiro likes MEN.