Category Archives: R-15

R-15 Review [Series & Short Final 3 Episodes Summary]

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R-15 Review [Series & Short Final 3 Episodes Summary]

Ohithar. It seems I haven’t posted in a while, and coppas be on my ass (meaning hippiefreak… and… hippiefreak…) to DO something.

Seeing as I’m about to move and will have no internet for the next couple of days, I thought that I should get something done as well.

So: here’s a shoooooooort summary of episode 10, 11, and 12.

Episode 10: Hotspring scene! YEAHHH. Then this lame gymnast guy comes along with Botan and says that they’re having a orientation tournament for the underclassmen. So:  there’s a contest. First event is creating an event that only geniuses could create. Taketo’s place fails, until they use the idea of utilizing hot girls to boost their popularity. Akutagawa sits in the hot spring with Utae for a while and screws it up by talking about Narukara. He later chases Buchou, who again mysteriously disappears (and is never explained). The episode basically ends with Narukara coming back.

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Quick R-15 Review [Not Actual Ep]

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All right, look.

I know that a lot of fucking LAME ass anime are out right now, but that doesn’t mean that you can just make a FUCKING SUCKY ASS ENDING and get away with it, you damn producers.

But before I begin ranting about Sacred Seven’s ending, No. 6’s ending, and the TWGOK OAV, let me get R-15 out of the way really quickly first. The rant will come at a later time.

I won’t be reviewing R-15 this week, or it’ll be out Monday/Tuesday at like 10 PM CST, because I have PSAT this week. Honestly, I’m kind of disappointed in this series. It had a great start, but it dragged on in a way that kind of made you want to RIP YOUR BALLS OFF. I’m sure that any NORMAL guy with hormones and an IQ over 30 would want a HAREM ending; It’s about a fucking porn writer. Come on. Unfortunately, after seeing R-15 episodes 10 and 11, it seems as though (with one episode left in the series: 12 total) that the series will have a Narukara ending. Which is kind of lame as balls… The game better be better. Or the producers could turn it around at the last minute and make some kind of crazy impossible harem in one episode, which is unlikely and unbelievably fucked up, but it’d still be better than what is happening now.

If you don’t want to read that giant paragraph up there, I’ll summarize it. R-15, I am disappoint. I will bother with you later.

Here’s a pic for your trouble:

I want a picture for my wasted time!

4 Episode Post – Weekly Failure

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Remember Light writes in cursive while Hippiefreak12 writes in bold in these collaboration posts (there are some times when Light needs to use the bold so know that too)

Hi. Recently I’ve been addicted to the ancient game Earthbound, discovered by peepz last millennium. Hmm? What’s that you say? Oh, right. It WAS in the last millennium.  Hell i showed it to you

Just putting this out there: did you know that I have more legs than is average?

Anywayyyyyy… so I’ve been playing Earthbound for about 3 days now. I’m like 3/4 of the way done, so cut me some slack this week. LUCKY FOR ME, ALL THE EPISODES I WAS SUPPOSED TO REVIEW/WATCHED THIS WEEK SUCKED TOTAL BALLS. Miine sucked too man.

Let’s go through each and one of them, and I will rant about how many bricks I shatted due to how awesomely horrible the eps were. 

Let us begin with Baka to Test, which is always late in subbing, and we’ll finish with my job, idolm@ster.

The 4-series review begins here.

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Apologies and Baka to Test/R-15 This Week

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It’s been 3 days since I started school, and my teachers have screwed me over. I have shit tons of homework to do.

Therefore, I will apologize now for not being able to put up Baka to Test (which was subbed INSANELY fast, by the way) and R-15 this week.

But to find out what happens in these episodes, continue reading. Also, in apology for being unable to review these two episodes this week, hippiefreak and I will provide some fan art/eye candy pictures, so check again later.

Baka to Test Episode 8: This episode takes place 1 year ago, when Shimada moves from Germany to Japan. She has a weird ass accent that is so horrifyingly ugly, all my impressions of her are now negative. Shimada meets Yuuji, who is a delinquent…?, Hideyoshi, a girl…?, and Yoshii, an idiot. Shimada cannot speak/understand Japanese very well, so she struggles. When her classmates all try to talk to her because she’s interesting (foreign people! MUST TOUCH), she shuts them up by using a phrase some other girl used in the morning. Smiling, Shimada tells her classmates, “Shut up, you filthy pigs.” Anyway, Akihisa tries to befriend her, but she thinks that he is making fun of him; therefore, with her ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE ENGLISH, Shimada tells him, “You are a shit man.” GOD. I want to kill that voice. As for her body, I’d rap– I mean yeah. Akihisa memorizes a French phrase (although he actually meant to learn German), asking Shimada, “Could you be my friend?” Unlucky for him, Shimada thinks he’s making fun of her again, and tells him to fuck off. Not really, but she rages at him. Later, Yuuji tells Shimada to look up what Yoshii said, and when she finds out by going to look it up at a library instead of a computer… she finds out what he said. I mean WATDAFACK. YOU HAVE SUMMONED BEINGS BUT NO COMPUTERS? Shimada cries after realizing what happened. At school, she later cheerfully greets Akihisa as he walks in and begins to say… “Watashi…” (I…) Akihisa thinks she is saying “What a shit.” lolque. Anyway, the episode ends with Shimada confessing something, “You know, I…” -END- Wtf?

R-15 Episode 8: It’s a day off, and everyone at school is leaving the Academy (for once). Taketo makes plans to go to town with Ritsu; Narukara does the same with Ran. Taketo and Narukara leave for town together, because Ritsu and Ran arrive late. They have some cream puffs and stuff… and eventually end up at a love hotel. A lot of shit happens, and Narukara acts bold as usual, not caring whether Taketo is in the room or not while changing after a shower and reading the diary kept in the hotel room. Meanwhile, throughout the episode, Utae is trying to find an opportunity to get close to Akutagawa, but to no avail. At the end of the episode, Taketo and Narukara are reunited with Ritsu and Ran. Utae is watching the four from a distance… poor lonely idol. Buchou is watching this scene from a high place— she’s on top of a tall building, standing on top of her two bodyguards’ shoulders… yeah. She does some crazy laugh or something and obviously has malicious intent.

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See you later~

R-15 Episode 5 Review

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Take one groggy, just-woken Asian and take a long ass anime review certain to be full of mistakes and errors, and what do you get?

This site.

Or part of it, anyway. Now that we have the boring formalities out of the way (not really), I would like to tell you what I did today. I woke up at 11 AM, took a quick debriefing lesson on how much America’s health care sucks, went back to doing nothing, caught up on manga, and then went to sleep again. This was my day. And to top it all off, I have two long ass reviews to do.

The life of a blogger. Don’t do it.

Oh, quick announcement. Baka to Test to Shōkanjū Ni! episode 5 will be put together with episode 6 review next week for the following reasons:

  • I was too dumb to realize that Baka to Test was subbed way before today. 
  • I’m a lazy bastard.
  • By chance, episode 5 happens to continue in episode 6 (two episode “arc”)
Not to mention that there are lots of pics I’ll have to take, and with a 61 picture R-15 review, I don’t think I can handle it. Just UPLOADING takes looooooooong.

Well, let’s begin the R-15 episode 5 review.

Preview:

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R-15 Episode 3&4 Review

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Here’s the post you have all been waiting for! Your weekly fap material, get it here, fast (not really) and free (hey, this part is true)!

Let’s recap episode 2… oh wait let’s not. I forgot what happened. Oh, never mind. It was the idol episode where Taketo helps cheer up Utae by fuc– I mean, clearing her doubts. Anyway, let me tell you something random, everyone. I have this week’s rule of the internet.

Week 8/1’s Rule of the Internet: It needs more desu. No exceptions.

Awesome. Moving on, this is the start of the episode 3 review.

Preview:

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