Oh god, 5/6 there. Extension plox? Me duh want moar Suzutsuki.
It’s been a while since I did one of these. Hmm. Well, this episode is also full of totally RANDOM crap. It focuses on Jirou’s little sister, Kureha, and her 16th birthday (yay…?). It’s completely useless in relation to the main plot which this anime kind of has, but not as useless as how The iDOLM@STER episodes have been following the plotline.
Just so you know, there is very little imouto love/siscon stuff in this episode, if that’s what you were hoping for.
Kureha lovers, read this. Kureha lovers, I hate you. Get the f- ohwait. That kind of doesn’t work. Hm.
By the way, if you don’t want to read about this boring episode, open this post with a new tab button and then close it. Takes about 5 seconds and does me a favor. Kthxbai.
And the episode begins.
The episode begins with some niblet gamers/anime lovers/nerds like us playing girl games at school during summer break.
Suzutsuki, being the rich bitch (I love her) she is, walks in and demands a fighting game from them. The deadline is…
The guys are like U CRAZY WOMAN? GET BACK IN KITCHEN AND MEK ME SAMMICH.
No, but they claim it to be impossible, to which Suzutsuki responds with a punch from Konoe.
(Confusing sentence above ^ basically Suzutsuki nods to Konoe, who punches the air.)
Air is strong? Then Suzutsuki gets all… tsundere?
NEVER AGAIN. おめがいします。So !
LOLOL @ Suzutsuki below.
OH SO EVIL<3. ^ her expression is SO AWESOME. So devilishly naughty.
Gee, I wonder what weird chairwoman chick is doing?
Oh, she’s editing her gay porn. ANDDDDD SKIP!
Kureha walks into the sleeping Jirou’s room, all happy. She finds out that he’s sleeping and looks sad…
Poor Kureha. She leaves a note for Jirou and takes off.
Kinjiro wakes up, to find his imouto gone somewhar.
WHAR U GO? Jirou looks at the calendar, sees a circled date and thinks… oh whatever. Time to go back to sleep.
While Jirou does that, Kureha is partying it up.
They have some food, and it’s delicious. Bunny talks about how it’s not a big deal, since she lives alone. With some ghosts (it’s actually some other word that I can’t spell or am too lazy to check… lol).
It’s time for presents! clapclapclap
ZOMG SUBARU CAME TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Owait. Never mind.
Time for the next part of the birthday fun! I wonder who these two are roleplaying?
Bunch of yaoi shit (or is it yuri shit now…?) ends like this:
Hehe. Time to move to the next birthday location!
Yayyy~ they knew her birthday!
The group do some fun shit since Suzutsuki rented out the entire restaurant. Subaru gives Kureha a sheepy :3
She gets all sad, remembering her 8th birthday.
Kureha was crying about wanting to see her dad (idk if he’s ascended to Heaven yet) to Jirou, who doesn’t know what to do. Sometime when Kureha is asleep, Kinjiro gets her a bear (how’d he do that?) and gives it to her.
Aww… mini Jirou cute. And no I’m not a pedo. I just like little things like that guy from Working!!
Kureha expresses her love for the bear by wrestling it o.o
This next part is my favorite. Everyone begins to sing for Kureha (JAPANESE BIRTHDAY SONGS ARE SO AWESOME ).
CUTE CHARACTER ON THE LEFT<3
Yayyy. Time for some games!
This is just a thought, but I get the feeling this is what Suzutsuki had made.
Apparently everyone keeps referring to in-game Jirou as though he were the Jirou in real life. Wtf?
OMG CUTE CHARACTER AGAIN ON THE RIGHT<3
NOT YOU TOO, SUBARU!
Time to go home! Kureha recalls her birthdays.
Yes, she does. Suzutsuki asks about last year, and Kureha gets all sad.
Last year, Kinjiro had gotten some special tickets to a concert and forgotten about her birthday. He got himself a limited shirt, which Kureha ripped up when he came home.
That says “baka”, if I’m not mistaken.
Suzutsuki invites Kureha to be her little sister or Subaru’s little sister, to which Kureha says no, because in the end Jirou is still a great brother.
Further proof is when Kureha gets home:
Her present. OPEN NIB.
Why so stupid, Kureha? Lol.
Aww… Kureha cute. I love anime characters when their eyes turn into eyebrow-like things.
NO. THOU DOST NOT HATH PERMISSION TO HUG ME.
In the end, it turns out like this:
That falling star means someone has died.
We go check out what Bunny is doing, which is playing a game she got from Suzutsuki-
Trololol. Bunny gets the carrot, but there are things latched onto her leg. In-game Bunny tells the things on her leg to f*** off because she wants salvation/carrot for herself. “Benevolent” goddess Suzutsuki is like OHNOES! What an abominable soul! She throws Bunny-chan into the depths of hell or something. GAME OVER.
The episode ends with Usagi pissed at Suzutsuki. Chibi Suzutsuki is pretty cute :3
Memorized Hiragana! Time to move onto Katagana! See you later~